• halles-comet

    Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

  • halles-comet

    Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

  • halles-comet

    My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel

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