Age Of Ultron where Wanda dives into the Avengers’ minds to find their worst fears but they’d had training against mind-meddling beforehand and so all she got in return was like. Vague images of fat-free mayonnaise and decaf coffee or the concept of never being able to watch anything except desperate housewives again for the rest of time.

*Wanda reading their minds*

Natasha’s worst fear: Talking to a man for more than 20 minutes without a break

Clint’s worst fear: Alcohol-free beer

Steve’s worst fear: Converting into an anti-vaxxer

Bruce’s worst fear: Just a never-ending loop of ‘Africa’ by Toto

Tony’s worst fear: being bald

Thor’s worst fear: Actually the scene where he gets a haircut in Ragnarok.